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The Big Problem (BP) Must Be Fixed!- By Aharon Moshe Sanders. Tuesday, July 13, 2010. 6:05am EST
I woke up this morning before 5am which is not a such an amazing thing, however I did have an amazing insight. The way to fix the biggest problem that is plaguing the earth right now! Naturally, like any other cure, to such as horrible problem the likes of which the world has not seen until today, the medicine may not taste good! Without further introduction here it is:
Take the Gold Dome which currently covers the holiest site on earth, the tarnished symbol of the ultimate oppression of intelligent and peace loving people, and drop it down to the bottom of the ocean, to help cover the source of the BP oil spill.
The solution which has been called Top Kill, by the sponsors of our planetary plague sounds like a reasonable one. The other solution that has been proposed called “Junk Shot” also sounded interesting in that it seemed the idea was to propel a bunch of junk (or the gold dome that sits on top of the holiest site on earth) into the hole of the BP pipe.
The idea was that if enough force could be generated to get the junk (I believe the gold dome would work better than old tires and golf balls) somehow inside the open pipe where the oil from 30,000 feet below the oceans floor (which must be exiting from the breach at high pressure) to stop the flow of oil.
My concept differs slightly from our sponsors of Big Problem (BP) in that my proposed solution is more like an umbrella. In other words in its collapsed form (if the gold dome was partially melted into a more of a cylinder shape) the object that will be used to stop the flow, will be pushed through the narrow opening of the BP pipe breach, and once inside the shear force of the BP oil flow, will push this mostly flat but malleable when heated, object against the area of lowest pressure which was just created by the temporary cease of oil flowing at great force from the breach, against the very breach itself.
The partially molten gold dome, could then unfold like an umbrella, and having no where else to go, because of its size would be pushed against the opening of the breach. This could feasibly stop the flow of oil, coming up under high pressure from 30,000 feet under the ocean.
Come back to this site in about an hour where I will explain a different possible solution using the statue of a liberty as a conduit to collect and channel the oil gushing at top force from the belly of the earth.
Believe me as I go to get a cup of coffee, and ready myself to pray to G-d, and learn more eternal wisdom from our Holy Torah, this Big Problem (BP) contains within it the very seeds of the ultimate destruction of life as we know it. The breach must be repaired or alternatively a ready made hollow pipe like structure of great magnitude so that it will sink and stay put under high pressure (The Statue of Liberty) can be put into place by our robotic friends and then the Lady Liberties crown and or torch (better use both) can be fitted with pipe so that a BP oil tankers can be waiting above to collect the offending oil.
The good thing about using such a large hollow object (it is a only a temporary solution of course because the copper will erode while from the salt water over time) is that the pressure of the oil will slow down as it flows into a much larger vessel. Perhaps this might overcome the frozen methane gas problem previously encountered because there will be a great deal of room for expansion.
Oh, and let me know where I can pick up my billion dollar check for solving world’s worst environmental problem.
Aharon Moshe Sanders, July 13, 2010 6:05am
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